Where were all these deficit-conscious Republicans during the Bush administration, when Dick Cheney was skulking down the halls muttering, “Reagan proved it: deficits don’t matter”? Stuffing their faces at the pork barrel and waging two wars on credit cards, while cutting taxes for Uncle Pennybags of Monopoly fame. Eight years of that foolishness, and the Pubs woke up one morning to find themselves the disloyal opposition. Religion was gotten en masse, and now they couldn’t be more frugal when they speak in public, never mind that the financially imbalanced kegger’s still going strong for insurance and Big Pharma — in fact, when in private, pour me one too, lads! What hypocrites.